This is so sad but I feel like if Beyoncé came up to me and was like “You can come work for me as my maid/babysitter but you won’t get paid and you have to live in my laundry room and live off of Blue’s old jars of baby food and you also have to cut off all ties to anybody but me & my family” I would really do it like I wouldnt even second guess it I’d just call my mom like ‘imma miss u say goodbye to the rest of the fam for me xoxo’
guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
all these spoons but no one to spoon with
Blood type: $$$